Fan Ejected From Cubs Game For Sexual Gestures
I've been told Wrigley Field in Chicago is more of a bar than a sports venue. The Cubs play there... would you expect anything less? The only way to cope with your team affiliation is to drown your sorrows, or become a White Sox fan. One fan (who we assume was drunk, given the prior statement) was booted from a game against the Pittsburgh Pirates because of his on-camera gestures.
What's sexual about the gesture? To us, it looks like he's flossing his teeth... Err, at least that's what WE would've told Security we were doing.
If I were the Chicago Cubs GM, I'd be thanking the fan - I haven't seen a Cubs highlight on SportsCenter in months.