Help Me Pimp My Office

I recently moved into a new office here at HOT 99.1 in Schenectady.  It's still in the bare bones stage but I plan on pimping it out soon.  I'm not sure what I want to do with it yet, but it has to be cool.  When you're working long hours each day in one space it's important to inject some life into it.

When my boss first stepped in to check out my spot he froze - staring at my wall with a weird gaze.  He snapped out of it, looked at me and said "Yeah... You're going to need to paint this".  I couldn't help but agree, especially with all these scuff marks on my walls:

Wait a minute.  There's one scuff mark that particularly stands out.  Can you see it?

We should probably take a closer look, don't you think?

What the hell????  Is that a dong on my wall?  Maybe it's a rocket ship?  For the sake of my sanity, I'm gonna roll with rocket ship for now.

Luckily we're having a painting day around the station on Saturday.  What should I do with my office?  Here are a few of my thoughts:

• Stripper Pole
• Neon Fish Tank
• Bowflex
• Fully-Stocked Bar
• Gun Rack Showcasing My Nerf Guns
• Sandbox
• Chin-Up Bar (for decoration of course)
• Rev Run (you know, just to sit here and give me wisdom)
• A Urinal
• Easy Bake Oven

That's a pretty good start but I'm open to suggestions!  What do I need to utilize to make my joint the most swagged out office in Townsquare Media?  Gimme those comments!