Postal Service Launching Clothing Line?

If you were in charge of the U.S. Postal Service and you were struggling to generate revenue, what would you do?  What’s that?  Start a clothing line?  Of course you would!  It’s only natural!  They’ve teamed up with a clothing company to produce “Rain Heat & Snow” apparel.

The line is expected to include hats and sweat resistant t-shirts as well as “wearable electronics”, according to spokesman Roy Betts.  “If you like your iPod, you can plug it right into your jacket, regulate the volume and make our selections right on your sleeve.”  Whoa… welcome to the future.

The USPS plans on releasing the all-season clothing line for men.  The say a line for women is in the works as well.

The line is expected to be released sometime in 2014.