Yes, I know the title sounds ridiculous "Substitute Arrested For Alleged Recorded Sex With Student At School During Pep Rally On Her First Day." Apparently the story sounds real enough for a a Washington D.C. substitute teacher to be arrested.


She allegedly had sex with a high school football player on her very first day on the job, police said. Symone Greene performed oral sex on the 17-year-old behind her teacher’s desk after he asked her to have sex with him seven times— the same number that is on his football jersey—police said.

This woman has obviously lost her mind. At 22 years old she couldn't find anything else better to do than ruin her life? This will follow this woman everywhere she goes from now until forever... and all for what? To relive your high school football player fantasy?