Janet Jackson + Wissam Al Mana Wed In a Disappointingly Low-Key Ceremony
Seems a source (and in turn we) were completely trolled by reports that Janet Jackson and her billionaire fiance, Wissam Al Mana, were going to have an obscenely opulent 'Super Sweet 16'-style wedding.
Instead, turns out the couple were married in a very low-key ceremony last year.
“The rumours regarding an extravagant wedding are simply not true,” the couple explained, dashing all our hopes and dreams of an elephant processional. "Last year we were married in a quiet, private, and beautiful ceremony."
"Our wedding gifts to one another were contributions to our respective favorite children's charities," they added, just in case you think they're fibbing about a lavish affair.
"We would appreciate that our privacy is respected and that we are allowed this time for celebration and joy," they concluded, signing the missive "with love."
Great. What are we supposed to do with this all gold, frankincense and myrrh we got them as wedding presents now?