Pimpin’ aint easy, bruh. A Connecticut woman called police to report she was being mistreated by her pimp. The 35 year-old street walker doesn’t seem to have much patience either. As she was waiting for the po-po’s to arrive, she decided to make a quick buck.
If you were in charge of the U.S. Postal Service and you were struggling to generate revenue, what would you do? What’s that? Start a clothing line? Of course you would! It’s only natural! They’ve teamed up with a clothing company to produce “Rain Heat & Snow” apparel.
There is a product out there called Deo Perfume Candy, which is a rose-flavored product that contains geraniol, an alcohol found in rose oil that “aromatizes” as it evaporates through the skin. (Ummm… in English, please?) It’s edible deodorant. Whoa. I thought edible underwear was strange.
To grab some more of that should-you-really-be-drinking-this market share, the makers of Mountain Dew have come up with a new green apple flavor. To promote this new flavor, they’ve been having an online contest to name it. But, it seems that someone has hijacked DubtheDew, most likely leading to extended marketing meetings at The Dew and some corporate input on name entries.
Airplane food isn’t exactly cuisine reserved for the discerning palette, but it gets the job done. However, you might want to think twice before noshing on plane food and not because of nutritional concerns.
Few of us would mind if a woman — accidentally locked out onto her front porch naked — decided to take the opportunity to “get some sun” and happened to fall asleep in a “compromising” position. That is, until we learn that the narcoleptic tanning nude is a 56-year-old woman.
Everyone loves Elmo, right? He’s cute, fury and extremely affable. Elmo is a one fantastic Muppet, unless you happen to be talking about the nasty Elmo impersonator in New York City who, until recently, had been hurling racial abuses at pedestrians and other fellow Elmo impersonators.
The dummy of the day award goes to 54 year old Manuel Fernandes of Brockton, Massachusetts. According to police, Manuel tried to pry open a garage door with a bed post. Unfortunately, the door fell on his head when he attempted to squeeze under.
School can be boring for adolescent men. For every study hall or passable PE class there are several more dedicated to trigonometry and literature you are probably too young to appreciate (so you use “Cliff Notes” instead). How ever will you pass the time until the bell rings?
Put down the Rocky Mountain Oysters for a moment, because you don’t want to be eating when you find out what this North Carolina woman was arrested for doing to a (now former) friend of hers. You may also want to think twice about picking those “oysters” back up afterwards.
‘Champagne Facials‘ is the brainchild of elite event photographer Kirill. We’ve clearly indicated our envy of Terry Richardson, but while Terry’s shoots are usually one-on-one and more intimate, Kirill’s in the trenches, mixing it up at the most ridiculous parties with the hottest women.
Remember that time you rented a historic city landmark and told the people running the place that you’re shooting a historical WWII documentary, but in reality, you were filming twelve dudes scoring with one woman the 50 yard line? Oh that wasn’t you? Well someone did it.
Few people truly understand the love between a man and a taco like we do. In fact, a couple of us here in the editorial office have been guilty in the past of getting a little fired up simply because our taco order wasn’t right.
Andrea Amanatides isn’t as sneaky as she thought. The 38 year old was being held at Albany County Correctional Facility Tuesday when a bunch of drugs spilled out of her vagina. Wait. Say what? Yes, her vagina.
With the advent of smartphones and WiFi technology, people can update their Facebook and Twitter accounts from almost anywhere. And according to a recent survey, some of them even do it while answering the call of nature.
We’re not talking about giving someone a parakeet for his or her birthday. We’re talking about flipping someone the bird, or the middle finger — a time-honored insult that has been around for thousands of years.
Here’s a little more information about how this very telling gesture got started, in all its variations.
I have the ability to make women I work with sick. I was in a meeting a few weeks ago here at Townsquare Media. The girl sitting next to me had a stink face on and asked me to move my seat away from her. Ouch!
One Converse fan has taken his fascination for the sneaker to the next level. In the photograph above you can see that rather than wear a pair of Chuck Taylor shoes, this man has decided to have them tattooed on his feet.
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