The dummy of the day award goes to 54 year old Manuel Fernandes of Brockton, Massachusetts. According to police, Manuel tried to pry open a garage door with a bed post. Unfortunately, the door fell on his head when he attempted to squeeze under.

Fernandes was trapped under the door for nearly 9 hours until the store manager found him the next morning. He suffered a large bruise to the back of his head and his ego.

Police said they will charge the man with breaking and entering and malicious damage to property.