Dumb Thief Gets Head Stuck Under Garage Door
The dummy of the day award goes to 54 year old Manuel Fernandes of Brockton, Massachusetts. According to police, Manuel tried to pry open a garage door with a bed post. Unfortunately, the door fell on his head when he attempted to squeeze under.
Fernandes was trapped under the door for nearly 9 hours until the store manager found him the next morning. He suffered a large bruise to the back of his head and his ego.
Police said they will charge the man with breaking and entering and malicious damage to property.