Miami Man Snacks On Victim’s Face – Are Zombies Real?
Man face – the other white meat. Miami police shot and killed a naked man who refused to stop eating another naked man’s face. I’m convinced, hot sauce really does make everything taste better.
Police are as curious as we are in regards to what happened. They’re looking for witnesses to come forward with any information. Oh, I forgot to mention. The dude who got his face munched on? He survived! Police are hoping he’ll give insight once he recovers.
A witness who was riding his bicycle saw police repeatedly order the attacker off the victim. The zombie, err, attacker, just picked his head up and growled at the officer. Are we sure this dude wasn’t a real zombie? I digress. Once the man continued chewing the victim’s face police shot and killed him.