Guys, do you hear that? The sirens of the wah-wah-wah-mbulance are blaring loud as it carts Chris Brown around town. Breezy took to the pages of JET magazine to air some grievances about his bad rep from beating his on-off ex-Rihanna and how he had to work so hard to choose between a resumed relationship with RiRi or his romance with model Karrueche Tran, who seems to be a glutton for punishment.

Brown's other bone of contention? Jay Z, who we think is still hyphen-less. The Hova is also responsible for finding and developing Rihanna and her career. Hov is also one of the richest and most respected rappers on the planet, yet Breezy takes issue with the fact that no one focuses on his past indiscretions.

"No disrespect, because I’m a fan, but nobody brings up the fact that [Jay Z] stabbed somebody and sold drugs. He gets a pass," Brown groused (quotes via YBF).

Right, but Jigga has since moved on from that lifestyle and has become a productive member of society with no lapses in bad behavior. The same can't be said for Breezy.

The singer, who often aligns himself with martyrs and Jesus Christ, then compared himself to slave ancestors, saying, "You have to go through the struggle before you can get to the good part. I don’t try to lash out at people, or be as mad or impulsive as I used to be. I got to the point where it’s only so much you can take from the master, you feel me? I’ve taken my fair share of lashing."

Breezy also discussed his relationship merry-go-round with RiRi and Tran.

"Relationships are the most difficult part. That’s why I was honest with those two girls and I put out that video. My ex and I broke up because of the 'situation' and she had moved on," he said. "I fell in love with another girl. Then my ex came back, so it was like, 'What is a man to do?' I told them both the truth. I didn’t do the sucker role."

Hey Breezy, bro, we love you, but get off the cross. We need wood for the fire.