In today's #BlankStareNews dozens of packets of heroin were found in a toddler's jacket by a worker at a New Jersey daycare center, according to North Jersey. Paterson police say the 2-year-old showed up at the daycare center on Oliver Street Monday with 48 glassine envelopes.

Which is definitely the wrong way to give a preschooler the jump on their multiplication skills. The child's father 27 year old Phillip Young was arrested and charged with enlarging the welfare of a child, as he should be.