Say it with me, everyone...one bite, everybody knows the rules.

That phrase is the "rule" that Barstool Sports' Dave Portnoy abides by during his pizza reviews, a video series in which "El Presidente" reviews slices of pizza from around the country. Portnoy emerges from the pizza place in every video, tests a slice of pizza (or more), and provides the pizza with a score out of 10. The reviews have a huge following, so much so that a separate app was created for those looking to find any score that's been given so far.

Portnoy made the pilgrimage to Saratoga for the 2021 track meet, and during down times at the track, has been reviewing restaurants in the Greater Albany area. Here is where he's visited so far, along with the scores he has provided.

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Pizza Time Wilton - Saratoga Springs, NY

Score: 6.8

Comments: "A decent football pizza."


Biscossi's Pizza Time - Ballston Spa, NY

Score: 6.9

Comments: "I like this one more, but it tastes the same." 


Napoli's Pizzeria - Malta, NY (or as he puts it first...Ballston Springs, NY)

Score: 7.5

Comments: "I think it's pretty good...really good, actually."


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