I’ve always wanted to be in the Guinness Book of World Records. Since I’m not really good at anything, the only record I could potentially break would be, like, longest toe nails or something. I’m not saying that I HAVE really long toe nails (I’m well groomed), but if I grew em’ out for the next 30 years or so I bet the record would be mine. Since I don’t aspire to be single for the rest of my life, I’ll have to pass on that one. Luckily, you could be a part of a record-breaking attempt at the Times Union Center tomorrow.

Mayor Jerry Jennings and the Downtown Albany Business Improvement District are sponsoring the largest group ever to sing “Jingle Bells” while ringing bells. Sounds like a Salvation Army employee’s dream come true!

Join others with record breaking aspirations at noon tomorrow at the TU on Pearl Street.