100 Most Mind-Numbingly Hot Women of 2012
Hot women of 2012 assemble! We’re at the midway point of 2012, which means everyone feels compelled to take a look back at the first half of the year before turning a keen eye to the months ahead. For us, that means reviewing the millions of maidens, misses, minxes, Mrs. and other hot women who’ve graced our computer screens to determine the 100 hottest. It’s what dudes do.
‘Champagne Facials’ Explodes Onto the Scene
‘Champagne Facials‘ is the brainchild of elite event photographer Kirill. We’ve clearly indicated our envy of Terry Richardson, but while Terry’s shoots are usually one-on-one and more intimate, Kirill’s in the trenches, mixing it up at the most ridiculous parties with the hottest women.
The 10 Hottest Women Ever on ‘Family Guy’
A couple months ago, we showed you the 10 Hottest Women on ‘The Simpsons’. We failed to include leading lady Marge who has a Playboy cover and a Maxim spread under her belt. Despite those credentials, Marge just doesn’t do it for us – maybe it’s the hair or her unflattering fashion sense...
Crazy Sex Laws — 10 More You’re Probably Breaking Right Now
Back in early February, we told you about 10 crazy sex laws that actually exist. In that piece of journalistic excellence, we examined just where you CAN’T get away with porking fat animals, drinking, shooting your gun, or swearing while between the sheets. Crazy sex laws are fun for everyone, except people caught in the act.
New App Shows You Where You Rank On the ‘Ugly Meter’
Everyone is curious as to whether the world considers them “hot” or “not.” A new app takes that curiosity to the next level by removing the subjectivity from rating attractiveness, but just how accurate is it?
Boob Size By Country? There’s A Map For That
We have to think there’s some kind of error with this color-coded map that displays average breast size by country, produced by Bild.de.
Ferrets Pose As Mass Effect and Mortal Kombat Characters
We all love animals. Not like that. Ew. One of the more lovable critters in the kingdom is the ferret. As of 1996 in the US, there were about 800,000 domestic ferrets kept as pets. Since the internet was just coming into widespread use at that time, we can safely assume that number has multiplied by 800,000...
Samuel L. Jackson’s New Siri Commercial Is Intense
Apple recently released a couple of commercials for the iPhone 4S and its Siri feature. Why? We have no idea. The pair of spots feature Samuel L. Jackson and everyone’s favorite Queen of Quirk Zooey Deschanel, though they never appear together...
Rampage Jackson Shows Us How To (Not) Pick Up A ‘Gurl’
Rampage Jackson is nearing the end of his UFC career and judging by this video he shot for FilmOn.com, he might be looking for a way to expedite his departure.
Google Augmented Reality Glasses Will Kill Us All
Hot off their April Fools Joke about Google 8-Bit for Nintendo comes the media giant’s announcement they’re in the process of testing augmented reality glasses that make you feel like Iron Man or the Terminator and look like Levar Burton’s character in Star Trek .
If Only PB&J Came In Vodka Form… Oh Wait
Over the past couple years, we’ve seen a proliferation of uniquely flavored liquors that have drawn the ire and criticism of party poopers who say booze companies are targeting the underage. The latest flavor will definitely be a hit with brown baggers.
These Picnic Pants Are Perfect For Blocking Crotch Shots
Function meets fashion with these “Pic Nic Pants” from Italian design firm Acquacalda.
China Loves Eggs Soaked In Virgin Boy Urine
We know how crazy Japan can get – there’s a whole site dedicated to their lunacy – but China’s making their case to get their very own with this story.
Try This Shot If You Don’t Want Kids For A Decade
Birth control blows. Condoms might break, pills are forgotten, hormone therapy messes with your mood. Luckily, there’s a new development in baby prevention that’s simple, effective, inexpensive and has ZERO side effects.
LivingSocial Offers Cleveland Steamer For $69
It’s hard to tell what’s real and what’s fake these days. It’s also become apparent that the internet will always find a way to outsmart filters and moderators. Take this Living Social deal in Cleveland offering eco-friendly carpet cleaning and deodorizing.
Wander the Wasteland In Fallout "Vault Dweller" Custom Sneakers
Fallout 3 and Fallout New Vegas are great to play but what if you want a pair of kicks that reflect your fanaticism? Thanks to a couple of dedicated dudes with a lot of time on their hands, custom Fallout footwear is here.
Mitt Romney Covers Eminem’s "The Real Slim Shady"
We’re not really political types but you have to give it up to Hugh Atkin for his amazing parody of Eminem’s “The Real Slim Shady” that features Mitt Romney doing his best Marshall Mathers impression.
Man Tries To Drink One Gallon Shamrock Shake
At first, the Shamrock Shake from McDonald’s sounds like a fun time. But despite what your mom told you growing up, not everything that’s green is good for you.