Homeless man, Ronald Poppo, has finally opened up about the terrifying face-eating zombie attack he faced in Miami months ago. When describing the attack he said Rudy Eugene “just ripped me to ribbons”. Ouch! Thanks for the visual.

"For a while he was acting nice. Then he got flustered. He probably remembered something that happened on the beach and was not happy about it. He just ripped me to ribbons. He chewed up my face. He plucked out my eyes. Basically, that’s all there is to say about it." VIA WFOR-TV

Are we sure Ronald Poppo isn’t a robot? I still don’t understand how a man could survive, and recall, an attack so vicious. Poppo remains in good spirits, even after losing an eye, his eyebrows, his nose and parts of his forehead and cheek.