In the case of the Miami, Florida man who chewed on a homeless guy’s face last month, it was assumed bath salts were the cause of the attack. A toxicology test failed to report any indication of the drug in his system.

The tests did, however, detect marijuana. I doubt the cronic instigated the attack. Unless the homeless man had a pile of Cheeto dust smeared on his face.

Bath salts mimic the effects of cocaine or meth and have been associated with a ton of crazy behavior over the past couple of months. Testing executed by a different lab also showed no presence of bath salts.

Some suggest the man, Rudy Eugene, had a mental disorder and the marijuana could’ve increased the dopamine levels in his brain, causing him to lose it.