Anyone who has had oral surgery knows that the intense pain requires an ample amount of anesthesia. But there is nothing like waking up from surgery and being so loopy that you think your procedure was to get a Nicki Minaj makeover.

That’s the story of Jayci Underwood, who recently had her wisdom teeth removed. In a five-minute video that has become viral, Underwood tells her husband, “I wanted to look like Nicki Minaj when I woke up. I just wanted to be her... I just wanted to have her butt and her face." She continues to vent in frustration: “And I am still white."

The hilarious video continues with Underwood stating the surgery should have included the Nicki Minaj makeover because she “paid so much” for the procedure.

Only if we all could wake up and look like Nicki.

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