Rihanna’s social media accounts have led to yet another arrest! I’m not sure how the writers and producers of Hangover 2 missed this gem, but apparently the good people of Thailand consider women pulling live animals out of her vajayjay entertainment.

Rihanna described the events in several tweets on September 21st:

Either I was phuck wasted lastnight, or I saw a Thai woman pull a live bird, 2 turtles, razors, shoot darts and ping pong, all out of her p--y

The birds feathers were all damp! Lol

And THEN she tried to turn water into coke in her $!! Uhh yea, all I’m saying is water went in and soda came out! I’m traumatized.

The tweets led to Thailand authorities monitoring activity at the establishment. They eventually caught them red-handed. The bar owner is now facing one month in prison and a $1,900 fine.

Nick Cannon needs to track this Thai woman down. She would KILL on America’s Got Talent. They can call her act “The Great #ZOOGINA.”

The other social media incident happened when she Instagrammed a picture of herself holding an endangered animal during her weekend getaway. The photo instigated the arrest of two teenagers for illegal possession of lorises, a protected animal.