Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a seemingly well-known television personality and literary craftswoman who, after attending Hugh Hefner’s 78th birthday party dressed in nothing but full body paint, became one of his three girlfriends.

She was born in San Diego, California and raised in the middle class community of Clairmont where she graduated high school in 2003 before pursing a career as a glamor model while working as an administrative assistant for a dentist’s office.

After making a move to the Playboy mansion in 2004, she was featured on an E! reality television series along with Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt for five seasons before moving out to pursue a relationship with a wide receiver for a NFL football team. Incidentally, the two were married at the Playboy mansion in the summer of 2009.

Come on all you Playboy fiends – who is she?