John "J-Mart" Martin is a self-proclaimed geek, an adult LEGO aficionado, has mediocre musical abilities, is a Vault Hunter and is also currently trying to amass a collection of tabletop games and Magic: The Gathering cards. He's been writing most of his young life but first cut his video game writing teeth at Warp Zoned. Now he's rocking with the rolls at Arcade Sushi and wishes that he could view real life through a Retina display.
John Llewellyn Martin
Metal Albums with Googly Eyes Will Make Your Day Better
What's more brutal than your favorite metal albums? Your favorite metal albums -- with googly eyes.
The Story of Stockings and His Birth Defect Had Us Tearing Up
Meet Stockings. He's a happy cat who loves to wrestle, is curious about the world around him and enjoys playing around. But his birth defect has made life a little harder for him.
Watch This Attack on Taylor Swift During Her Grammy Performance
It seems as if Taylor Swift suffered an attack during her performance at the 56th Grammy Awards. It was so quick that not many saw it. Well, here's the video.
Vin Diesel Dances to Beyonce and Announces ‘Riddick’ Sequel
So, while the world might know Vin Diesel as a huge action hero and all-around tough guy, they might not know that he's a pretty damn good dancer.
We Never Thought We’d See This Kind of Footage in the Wild
We have some penguins, a caracara bird and some eggs. It seems like a normal scene for a nature film, right? What happens next might shock you.
10 Most Hilarious Amazon Customer Reviews of the $39,997.99 Samsung 85-Inch 4K Ultra HD TV
People have taken to leaving comments on a listing for a Samsung 85-inch 4K Ultra HD TV on Amazon. We've culled 10 of the most hilarious comments.
Pay Attention or You’ll Be Shocked By What Happens Too
Reporters out in the field always need to be prepared for the unexpected. As for this WAFF reporter, nothing could have prepared her for what happened on air.
We’d Freak Out if This Happened to Us on Our Porch
An elderly couple in Pasadena were about to step out of the house when they noticed they weren't alone on the porch.
Neill Blomkamp Rumored to Return to Halo
The live-action 'Halo' series was announced not too long ago, around the time that the Xbox One was unveiled. Though news about the series has been almost non-existent lately, it's now been reported that the pilot for the new 'Halo' series will be directed by Neill Blomkamp.
Marlboro Marijuana Cigarettes – Are These the Real Thing?
You may or may not have heard about Marlboro's purported announcement that they'll be manufacturing marijuana cigarettes. Get the truth here.
10 Ridiculously Cute Animals That Could Kill You
There are plenty of cute, cuddly creatures in nature that look like they'd be great sources of the warm and fuzzies. Unfortunately, a lot of those adorable animals can also kill you in the most hardcore of ways. Here are 10 Ridiculously Cute Animals That Could Kill You.
Seniors in Classic Movies Will Put a Smile on Your Face
Know what's great? The wisdom that elders can impart on the rest of us, culled from years of gaining knowledge and experience. Know what's even greater? When they dress up and reenact classic movies for a calendar.
Squarespace Unleashes Some Sketchy Memes for Super Bowl 2014 Commercial
Squarespace has uploaded a teaser for their big Super Bowl 2014 commercial. Get ready to see some of your favorite memes in the real world.
It’s Heartbreaking to Find Out Why These Baby Animals Cling to Stuffed Animals
It's cute to see baby animals playing with toys, right? But it's more than heart-wrenching when you find out why these babies cling to these toys.
We Had No Clue This Kind of Thing Happened in Nature
Two girls in Ireland take a trip on a canoe down the River Shannon. What they experience next is a rare occurrence in nature that we never would have expected.
Keep Your Eyes Focused or You Might Miss What Happens to This Guy When He’s Flirting with Girls
How good are your powers of observation? Do you think you can spot what crazy thing happens to this guy when he's talking to some girls? Watch the video to test your skills!
Stephanie from ‘Full House’ – Where is She Now?
TV's Stephanie Tanner was known for being the somewhat-bratty, attitude-sporting middle daughter on 'Full House.' Her catchphrase, "How rude!" spread like wildfire throughout the '90s and could probably be placed up there with Steve Urkel's "Did I do that?" in the hall of fame of memorable TV catchphrases. You can catch a young Jodie Sweetin in her misadventures in growing up d
Stephanie from ‘Full House’ – Where is She Now?
TV's Stephanie Tanner was known for being the somewhat-bratty, attitude-sporting middle daughter on 'Full House.' Her catchphrase, "How rude!" spread like wildfire throughout the '90s and could probably be placed up there with Steve Urkel's "Did I do that?" in the hall of fame of memorable TV catchphrases. You can catch a young Jodie Sweetin in her misadventures in growing up d
Noel Gallagher Has Some Choice Words about These Old Oasis Music Videos
Years after Oasis shot a bunch of their music videos, Noel Gallagher provides some colorful commentary that sheds some light on the old days. Spoiler alert: He hated them.
You Won’t Believe What Comes Through This Ice Fishing Hole
A father and son duo go ice fishing out in Canada. It's a nice, quiet time out on the ice. And then -- the unexpected happens.
You’ll Never Guess This Gold’s Gym Trainer’s True Identity
Meet Howard. He's just your average Gold's Gym physical fitness instructor who made his way up to the lofty position of regional manager -- or is he?
We Couldn’t Guess the Secret Behind This Miniature 777 Plane
The following video and pictures might prompt you to rethink your hobbies and cause you to run out to your nearest office supply store. It's that amazing.
We Never Expected to See What Happens to This Melon
Our parents always told us to never play with our food. Guess the Slow Mo Guys didn't get the message when they shot this video with a melon.
I Teared Up When I Learned Why This Dog Shows Up to Mass Every Day
This stalwart pooch named Tommy has been attending mass every day for the last two months. Is he really just that pious? Or is there another reason for his attendance?
This Dude’s Prank Makes People Believe He Can Walk on Water
Get ready to see a physics-defying prank that resulted in people questioning what they knew about life.
Watch a ‘Dragon Ball Z’ Fight in Real Life
YouTuber Nigahiga has uploaded an all new video that parodies the classic fighting anime, 'Dragon Ball Z.' Get ready to see some super-human combat. And some lulz.
You’ll Never Guess the Secret Behind the House on Wade Ave
See this house? Looks like an old, ordinary house, right? You see its standard set of windows, its normal-looking door and its run-of-the-mill shutters. But what you might not see is the secret that's held within its doors.
Pacers’ Paul George Pulls off a 360 Windmill Slam Dunk
Paul George of the Indiana Pacers lit up the crowds the other night when he pulled off a 360-degree windmill slam dunk during a game against the L.A. Clippers.
Conan O’Brien Attaches GoPros to Mundane Objects
In a segment he calls a "complete waste of a GoPro," Conan O'Brien attaches several GoPros to weirdly mundane objects to see how they look.
The 10 Strangest-Looking Animals You Never Knew Existed
While Pokemon might not exist in real life, there are many fantastical beasts that do. Here we have a collection of the 10 Strangest-Looking Animals You Never Knew Existed.