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Authorities say Mr. LeBlanc ignited multiple fireworks while he was inside of the truck, causing damage to the truck.
Juelz Sanata Arrested
Juelz Santana tried to flee from the Newark Airport on Friday after TSA security found a gun in his carry-on. Juelz was just trying to catch a flight, and not a case.
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Around 3:30 Thursday morning, Stanley McQuery, 54, broke into an apartment in San Diego. The resident of that apartment a 79-year-old amputee named William Ballard was sitting in his wheelchair when he confronted Stanley. The burglar pushed William off his wheelchair and stole his cell phone...
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Blank Stare: You can buy ice cream and drugs from one place now. A California ice cream truck driver has been arrested and accused of selling drugs from his ice cream truck. He was caught after a witness called the police saying “the ice cream driver just tried to sell me some drugs...
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According to PIX 11, two alleged iPhone thieves were arrested in New York last weekend after they apparently sent a selfie to the cell phone owner's mom.