Stephen Ramsey, 45, of Naples, Florida was arrested Tuesday after allegedly calling 911 three times and asking the dispatcher if she was interested on going on a date, he apparently is either desperate or too lazy to go on a dating website.

A deputy was sent to the suspect's home. Ramsey allegedly told him he was "looking for a date or escort service to help him pass the time." Ramsey was drunk and one thing that doesn't mix with alcohol is loneliness. It would have been amazing if the 911 operator actually liked his advances but unfortunately we live in the real world so he sounds like a creep. Ramsey was charged with misuse of 911 and is currently in the Collier County Jail on $2,000 bond.