Ernio Hernandez
Woman Arrested For Falling Asleep ‘Spread Eagle’ On Front Porch
Few of us would mind if a woman — accidentally locked out onto her front porch naked — decided to take the opportunity to “get some sun” and happened to fall asleep in a “compromising” position. That is, until we learn that the narcoleptic tanning nude is a 56-year-old woman.
Cindy Lou Whoa! Taylor Momsen Topless in FHM
Damn you, Europe! First they get model Izabel Goulart with no pants, now those old worlders get topless Taylor Momsen. The actress-rocker poses (not completely) nude for the magazine Czech Republic version of FHM.
Bear Attacks Man While Pooping — Drags Him Pantless Through Woods
A Canadian man was enjoying a camping and fishing trip with his good buddy up at a cabin in Ontario. Early one morning, while unloading some personal logs in the outhouse, a black bear mauled him and dragged him pantless into the woods.
Woman Strips Naked To Prove She Didn’t Shoplift and You’ll Never Guess Where She Hid the Goods
A 31-year-old mother of four in Kennewick, Washington stripped down to her birthday suit after being accused of shoplifting at the Columbia Center Mall. We’re 99% sure that’s not why it’s called a strip mall.