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Wyclef Jean Signed On to Produce Amanda Bynes’ Rap Album
Not only is Amanda Bynes' rap career looking more and more as if it's a real thing, Wyclef Jean has now allegedly signed on to produce the eventual album (which may or may not put William Hung to shame).
Kanye West Denies Canadian Model’s Claims That They Had an Affair [PHOTOS]
In what may be forever known as the last temptation of Yeezus, a Canadian model has stepped forward claiming she slept with Kanye West on two separate occasions -- once during Kim Kardashian's current pregnancy.
Kanye, however, says her pants are on fire.
Kim Kardashian + Kris Humphries Are (Finally) Officially Divorced
A year and a half after separating and countless tumultuous legal battles later, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are finally divorced.
Today in Amanda Bynes: Maintaining She’s Sane, Loving Rihanna + Not Loving Us
Even though many people think Amanda Bynes has gone off the rails in the past few months, she still claims she hasn't -- which makes us wonder what kind of "normal Amanda Bynes" behavior we've been missing out on all these years.
Kanye West Rants He’s the ‘Worst Kind Of Celebrity’ + Very Serious About It [NSFW VIDEO]
Kanye West has things to say. And because he's a tortured artist, he can't do it in a press release or interview. He won't be restrained by the man.
So instead, he yells auto-tuned things to his audiences between songs at concerts.
Kim Kardashian’s Car Is Nearly Hit By a Paparazzo She Probably Called Herself
Kim Kardashian was livid last night after a close encounter with paparazzi, taking to Twitter to vent her frustration.
So Kanye West Walked Into a Pole and Then Cussed Out a Photographer [NSFW VIDEO]
Every once in a while, something happens that reminds you how serendipitous the universe can be. Case in point? Kanye West walking headfirst into a pole.
Kate Upton Covers Vogue + Addresses Her Body Critics [PHOTOS]
Kate Upton graces the June 2013 cover of Vogue -- just so you moms out there will know what to expect beneath your sons' beds this summer.
‘Girls Gone Wild’ Creator Joe Francis Convicted of Assault for Going Wild on Three Women
Joe Francis, creator of 'Girls Gone Wild,' was convicted of assault and false imprisonment on Monday (May 6) for a 2011 incident in which he took three women back to his house under false pretenses and then attacked them for trying to leave.
Stop us when we get to something that surprises you.
Here’s Amanda Bynes Twerking … Er, Working Out at a New York City Gym [VIDEO]
Some crafty individual who holds a membership to Amanda Bynes' gym uploaded a video of what she claims to be Bynes working out -- with moves like a Muppet being operated by a detoxing junkie.
No One Seems to Want Socks Designed by Rob Kardashian
Rob Kardashian, the one Kardashian people aren't clamoring to keep up with, designed a pricey line of socks that's reportedly selling so poorly, it may be pulled from shelves.
Michael Jordan + Yvette Prieto Are Now Mister and Missus [PHOTO]
Basketball superstar Michael Jordan was married to Yvette Prieto over the weekend, in a ceremony attended by family, friends and celebrities alike.
Beyonce Banned Photographers from Her Concert Tour, So That Should Go Well
Back in February, Beyonce and/or her publicist launched an all-out war against a crop of unflattering pictures that turned up among the myriad of gorgeous ones during her Super Bowl performance. Now, she's upped the ante -- and banished photographers from her new world tour.
Because, like our grandparents, Beyonce's people apparently assume cell phones can only make calls.
‘Tanning Mom’ Throws Shade at Farrah Abraham, Says She’d Make a Better Porn Star
If you don't remember (and why would you?), Patricia Krentcil first made headlines after her 5-year-old daughter was burnt in a tanning booth and she thought the situation was perfectly fine -- thus earning herself the media moniker "Tanning Mom."
Now, inspired by Farrah Abraham, she too wants to copulate on camera.
No, Rihanna Is Not Pregnant
Don't worry. Rihanna's not going to be asking anyone to shut up and drive her to the maternity ward any time soon.
Kim Kardashian Says She Hardly Spends Time With Kanye West In Deposition
The Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries divorce / annulment fustercluck is raging on. Last time we checked in, Kris missed their settlement hearing because that stuff is super hard to keep track of.
Now news breaks of a deposition given by Kim, where she admits to being apart from boyfriend and baby daddy Kanye West more often than not.
Martha Stewart + Snoop Dogg Are Baking Buds. Oh, and They Like to Cook Together Too. [VIDEO]
When it comes to Martha Stewart's relationship with Snoop Lion (or Dogg, if you're not hip), it ain't nuthin' but a "B" thang: Brownies.
James Franco, Emma Watson, Rihanna + Many More Bring You Raunchy Post-Apocalyptic Hilarity in ‘This Is The End’ [NSFW VIDEO]
Hot on the heels of yesterday's fake 'Pineapple Express' sequel trailer, the new red band trailer for Evan Goldberg and Seth Rogan's end-of-the-world comedy has arrived, and it's just as good as you imagined.
Halle Berry Wants Congress to Keep People From Photographing Her Kid
When it comes to her 5-year-old daughter, Halle Berry can be pretty protective. After a failing bid last year to move to France with her child Nahla (where laws about photographing the children of celebrities are much more stringent), Berry now plans to push US lawmakers to fix the problem for her.
So As It Turns Out, Kim Kardashian Is Not the Next Meryl Streep
The reviews are in for Tyler Perry's new 'Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor,' and despite only having a supporting role, Kim Kardashian did not manage to tempt critics into giving the film positive marks.
Today in Chris Brown: He Tells Matt Lauer He’s Sorry for Everything Ever + Drops the Video for ‘Fine China’
Since Chris Brown apparently can't afford to pay valets, he needs you to buy his upcoming album. And the latest stop in his Public Contrition Tour took him to the 'Today' show, where he apologized for beating up on-again-off-again lover Rihanna.
And he made that apology ... on April Fools Day. So that seems legit.
Kim Kardashian + Kanye West Ponder Yet Another Krazy Baby Name: Khrist
From the moment news broke that Kim Kardashian was pregnant with Kanye West's baby, it was clear that they were destined to take up the mantle of "most ridiculous baby name." (Watch your back, Paltrow.)
Now a "close friend" of Kim's says, “Kayne likes the name Khrist.” For realzies.
Lil Kim Twitter-Smacks Wendy Williams for Mocking Her Appearance [VIDEO]
Chronicling Lil Kim's ever-morphing appearance is nearly a full-time job. But when talk show host Wendy Williams called her out on it, Lil Kim got more than a lil angry -- and she used Twitter as a microphone.