
Ryan Anderson is a humorist and writer with a degree in journalism and philosophy that just sits in a box in his attic. You can read more of his musings here: http://www.twitter.com/kolchak

Ryan Anderson is a humorist and writer with a degree in journalism and philosophy that just sits in a box in his attic. You can read more of his musings here: http://www.twitter.com/kolchak

![Kanye West Denies Canadian Model’s Claims That They Had an Affair [PHOTOS]](http://townsquare.media/site/435/files/2013/06/model-kanye.jpg?w=980&q=75)


![Kanye West Rants He’s the ‘Worst Kind Of Celebrity’ + Very Serious About It [NSFW VIDEO]](http://townsquare.media/site/435/files/2013/05/96378PCNEX_Kanye04.jpg?w=980&q=75)

![So Kanye West Walked Into a Pole and Then Cussed Out a Photographer [NSFW VIDEO]](http://townsquare.media/site/435/files/2013/05/kim-kanye-pole.jpg?w=980&q=75)
![Kate Upton Covers Vogue + Addresses Her Body Critics [PHOTOS]](http://townsquare.media/site/435/files/2013/05/kate-upton-cover-01_101903993912.jpg?w=980&q=75)

![Here’s Amanda Bynes Twerking … Er, Working Out at a New York City Gym [VIDEO]](http://townsquare.media/site/435/files/2013/05/BI_cXegCUAEjTaJ.jpg_large.jpg?w=980&q=75)

![Michael Jordan + Yvette Prieto Are Now Mister and Missus [PHOTO]](http://townsquare.media/site/435/files/2013/04/jordanfeat.jpg?w=980&q=75)




![Martha Stewart + Snoop Dogg Are Baking Buds. Oh, and They Like to Cook Together Too. [VIDEO]](http://townsquare.media/site/435/files/2013/04/martha.jpg?w=980&q=75)
![James Franco, Emma Watson, Rihanna + Many More Bring You Raunchy Post-Apocalyptic Hilarity in ‘This Is The End’ [NSFW VIDEO]](http://townsquare.media/site/435/files/2013/04/end.jpg?w=980&q=75)




![Lil Kim Twitter-Smacks Wendy Williams for Mocking Her Appearance [VIDEO]](http://townsquare.media/site/435/files/2013/03/kim.jpg?w=980&q=75)