Vince Staples Writes Hilarious Yelp Review of Fried Chicken Restaurant
Recently, Vince Staples has been vocal on a number of topics. But his latest soapbox moment might be his best yet. The Long Beach rapper recently visited a chicken spot that had food so good he left one of the best restaurant reviews we've ever read.
Vince and his crew were in Kentucky for Bryson Tiller's homecoming show when they decided to get some grub from a mom and pops chicken restaurant. The spot they ended up at must be positioned next to the gates of heaven, let VS tell it.
"The menu on the wall is a warning of things to come. You will go stupid," he wrote. "A man like me needs Pimento cheese on the medium please and don't you dare hold that grease. This is America. Home of the brave and land of the free. The meal might as well had been free because the prices are out of this planet," he added.
Clearly impressed by the life-altering experience, Staples urged others to come to the spot and undergo the same euphoric bliss. "If you love your life and you love freedom, you must visit. The Civil War wasn't won for you to remain ignorant," he wrote.
He punctuated his hilarious rant with the last words, "F-ck The Colonel."
From the sounds of things Action Bronson needs to show up at this spot pronto, and film a new episode of his food reality show, F*ck That's Delicious.
Staples isn't the first rapper to get his Yelp on. In 2013, Wale took up the hobby of writing restaurant reviews.
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