Top 5 Things You Can Spend $5,000 On
March 9, 2012 10:17 AM 
One person will score $5,000 simply for listening and doing one little thing. When you hear us play our first commercial be caller #99 (we'll give you the number shortly) and you’ll score $5,000 dead presidents. So what can you do with $5K? Here are our top five things you can spend it on.
A Trip to Antarctica
It’s only $5,000 for a berth in a two person room. It’ll be a vacation to remember and maybe you can make some polar bear friends. Or do they live at the North Pole? Whatever - it’s your vacation, make the most of it.
Donate It To Charity
Just kidding
Buy 2,794 Twinkies
2794 might seem like a lot but at $1.79 each it’s a steal! You’ll be ready for the end of the world in December with all those Twinkies - they are rumored to be able to survive the apocalypse. So’s Cher
48 Pairs of Nike Air Max
There is no such thing as having too many shoes and so at $104.99 you can make sure you’re never caught short. You can have a pair for everything - one pair to wear to Wal*Mart, one to wear to McDoanld’s, one to wear to a show, one to wear to the gym.
16.5 Hours In The Champagne Room
Yes - for just $300 an hour you can spend 16.5 hours in a Vegas champagne room. That doesn’t account for airfare but why would you waste your champagne room money on something silly like airfare? Ever heard of hitchhiking?
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