SMH ... In today's Hot Ass Mess are people who celebrate sports a little bit too much.  The celebration included light pole climbers, whose efforts resulted in toppling the poles . . This stupid guy almost died while riding a traffic light above a street. Of course there were overturned cars. Someone was running around naked in an eagle mask acrobatics on top of hotel awnings crazy trust falls from light poles.

All kinds of craziness, from people who didn't really win anything.  They just happen to either be fans of the Eagles or live in the city of Philadelphia.

I don't think anyone tops this guy who decided to eat horse poop to show his love for the Philadelphia Eagles. I don't know who is more enthusiastic wrestling fans or football fans either way you cut this is hot ass mess.