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Donkey Of The Day : Drug Addict Burns Down Highway

An Atlanta man may have made crackhead history, Basil Elebey actually collapsed a major highway in Atlanta, resulting from crack use gone wrong...

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Godess’ Funny Friday

Because it's Friday and my homie Jay Reid is hilarious!

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Capital District Girl Goes Viral With Her Disapproval Of Her Dad’s Kim K Crush [VIDEO]

King Bully's daughter set the web on fire with her disapproval of her Dad's Kim Kardashian crush. The video that King Bully posted on his Facebook page...

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The Smalls Family | Daily Motion
The Smalls Family | Daily Motion

Meet The Smalls Family ! [VIDEO]

As we celebrate the life of the late great Christopher Wallace, meet the Smalls family. THE SMALLS FAMILY is an experimental comedy based on the timeless lyrics of THE NOTORIOUS B...

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#BLANKSTARENEWS: Twerkin’ With The Door Open In A Moving Vehicle Is A Bad Idea [VIDEO]

Who knew that trying to twerk while hanging out of car in motion is a horrible idea?

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‘Where Dey At Doe?’ News Anchor [VIDEO]

News anchor Dan Thron has the Internet popping with his viral video of him dancing to a mash-up of T.I. and Bobby Shmurda and it literally gave us life!

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What Would You Do If This Old Lady Came For You? [VIDEO]

So I'm scrolling through my Facebook and I happen to run across a ratchet video from my hometown.

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Check Out This Vine Beyonce Impersonation: She Sounds Just Like Beyonce’! [VIDEO]

Do it For the Vine!

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Check Out This Wife’s Revenge On A Cheating Husband

Cheating men are part of the dating process, until you meet your husband then it all changes. Well at least it is supposed to change. This woman caught her cheating husband (Patrick Brown) who got his mistress pregnant (Shara Cormier), and decided to put them on blast via the local newspaper...

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Shelby County Sheriffs Office

Councilwoman Breaks Down On The Radio, Claims Her Husband Is Trying To Kill Her

A councilwoman had a break down on her local radio show, this happened in Memphis and sounds soooooo crazy.   Here is what she admitted to on the show :
Janice Fullilove said: "Everybody wants to know, 'Well, why do you drink...

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LMAO! Ratchet Girl Caught Walking Down The Street With Pillows In Her Shorts [VIDEO]

Have you ever seen someone and thought to yourself, “What was she thinkin’ when she left the house lookin’ like THAT???” This chick takes the cake. Actually, in her case, she takes two cakes.

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YouTube

Family Feud Asks – ‘Name A Body Part Beginning With The Letter T’

No disrespect to comedy legend Steve Harvey, but ever since he took over as host of Family Feud the show has become extremely juvenile. It’s not necessarily a bad thing, I’m just calling it like it is. They seem to rely on questions that solicit a dirty response these days. Here’s the latest example.

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YouTube

WTF! 82 Year Old Grandma Doin’ The Red Nose Dance With Grandson [VIDEO]

This is definitely the OMG moment of the day. Search “Red Nose Dance” on YouTube and you’re destined to come across a plethora of dance partners having sex with their clothes on. This right chea??? THIS AIN’T RIGHT! Some dude posted a video of himself doing the dance with his 82-YEAR-OLD GRANDMA!!

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DONKEY ALERT! Kid Set A Firecracker Off In His Mouth! [VIDEO]

What do you do with leftover fireworks from 4th of July? This kid had the genius idea of sparking one up like a blunt.

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RATCHET Wedding BRAWL [VIDEO]

This caption of this video reads, “Wedding Turns Into All Out Brawl.” If this REALLY is a wedding, it’s the most RATCHET wedding I've ever seen. There is way too many jeans, white tees, shorts and snap backs for this to be a real wedding, right? Either way, it’s hard to tell what lead to this WWE-style fist-throwin’ chair-tossin’ slobberknocker, but it’s damn entertaining.

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Is Laughter Contagious? YES – Here’s Proof! [VIDEO]

Here’s the situation. You’re hanging out with a few friends, two of them share an inside joke, they start laughing, and then you start laughing. The joke makes zero sense to you, has nothing to do with you, yet, you can’t help but chuckle. Yes, my friends. Laughter truly is contagious. It’s science, people!

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THIRSTY Dude Gets His AZZ Beat By BOTH His Girlfriends!!!! [VIDEO]

Some dudes have an insatiable thirst. This unlucky fella is a perfect example. My boy was caught smashing his jump-off (girl in the red) and was confronted by his girlfriend (chick in the pink). “That’s how you do me?? Who this, then??”

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How To Stop Home Invaders!! [VIDEO]

Your boom box could save your life. That’s the message “Security Officer Jay” is trying to spread. Jay really wants you to feel safe at home. That’s why he’s encouraging you to buy his “CD Deterrent.”

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RATCHET BARBER ALERT!! What Would You Do If Your Barber Did This To You? [VIDEO]

I'm not sure who's the bigger dummy here... the barber, the dude getting the haircut, or the numb nuts who doesn't know how to hold his iPhone sideways when recording a video.

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Naked Guy Locked Out Of Hotel Room [VIDEO]

I think everyone has had a “naked” dream. You’re in a public place, buck naket, and there’s nothing you can do about it but freak the eff out. The best part of the dream is waking up and realizing it was a figment of your imagination. Unfortunately for one dude, the dream was reality.

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YouTube

Saratoga’s Boca Bistro Staff Releases Music Video ‘Trappin Paellas’ [VIDEO]

I gotta give props to one of the newest restaurants in Downtown Saratoga – Boca Bistro. Not only do they have an amazing menu, their staff clearly knows how to have a good time!

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Bun B’s Jumbo Coloring And Rap Activity Book Coming Soon!

Houston rap legend, Bun B, is responsible for one of the most genius ideas I’ve heard so far this year. He’s working with Abrams Books to develop a “coloring and activity book.” The book, currently titled “Bun B’s Jumbo Coloring And Rap Activity Book”, is set to be released sometime in Fall of 2013. Based on the content of the pictures, it’s obvious this is NOT for children!

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Judge Vs. Airhead [VIDEO]

This video is a great example of why you should always treat a judge with respect. It’s all fun and games until someone gets sent to county!

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Cold Weather Jokes

If you haven’t left the house yet this week, you’re probably better off. As I write this it’s currently 5 degrees and “feels like” negative 7 degrees. It’s so cold that, even inside a heated office building, I haven’t taken my jacket off all week. According to the current forecast, temperatures aren’t getting any more comfortable this week. Tomorrow we’re expecting a high of 15, Friday could bring a scorching 21 degrees and Saturday it’s back to 20.

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Fan Ejected From Cubs Game For Sexual Gestures

I've been told Wrigley Field in Chicago is more of a bar than a sports venue.  The Cubs play there... would you expect anything less?  The only way to cope with your team affiliation is to drown your sorrows, or become a White Sox fan.  One fan (who we assume was drunk, given the prior statement) was booted from a game against the Pittsburgh Pirates because of his on-camera gestures.

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This YouTube Love Serenade Is Painfully Awkward

“Everything I do, I do it for you,” sings Bryan Adams in his notoriously sappy smash hit of the same name.

YouTube user THASSLEHOFF seconds that emotion, choosing the Robin Hood movie theme to serenade a fair maiden named Emily...

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Seward County Sheriff's Department

Guy Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Junk During Gun Purchase

If you are a convicted felon, there are a couple of ways to ensure another trip back to the pokey – shooting yourself in the balls with an illegal firearm is one way.

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6 Products That Sound Dirty But Aren’t [ADVERTORIAL]

Admit it: You have a dirty mind. Whether it’s mundane office conversation or the occasional double entendre, not a day goes by that your life isn’t filled with examples of things that sound dirty, but are not.

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Naughty Typo In Saratogian Newspaper [NSFW PHOTO]

Saratoga Springs – horses, history and tits. I’m not talking about a bachelorette party at 3am on Caroline Street, it was a typo printed in the local Saratogian newspaper on Monday, June 18th.

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LivingSocial Offers Cleveland Steamer For $69

It’s hard to tell what’s real and what’s fake these days. It’s also become apparent that the internet will always find a way to outsmart filters and moderators. Take this Living Social deal in Cleveland offering eco-friendly carpet cleaning and deodorizing.

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