Celebrities may be well traveled, cultured, artsy, eccentric & eclectic, but that's no excuse for strangeness! Check out these weirdo baby names that will make baby hate mom & dad when they get older.

#1 disliked-Gwyneth Paltrow & Coldplay's Chris Martin daughter Apple (either she loves apple picking or she's the apple of her eye)

Bradjolina's adopt sons Maddox & Pax (too much S&M activity)

Courtney Cox & David Arquette's daughter Coco (future stripper)

Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale's sons Kingston & Zuma Nesta Rock (love Kingston, Jamaica? too much rock candy??)

Michael Jackson's son Blanket (in the closet too long or the Jackson family is just plain weird, probably the latter)

Jermaine Jackson's son Jermajesty (like I said the Jackson family is weird)

Forest Whitaker's daughter Ocean (whats next? Earth, Wind & Fire?)

Sylvester Stallone's son Sage Moonblood (too many Rambo sequels)

Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon's twins Moroccan & Monroe for short Rock & Roe (obvious lack of sleep from the self proclaimed insomniac Mariah)

Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony's twin son Max (once had a German Shepard by that name) & Emme (yeah idk)

Kristen Bell & Dax Shepard's daughter Lincoln (too much History Channel)

JayZ & Beyoncé"s daughter Blue Ivy (obvious business strategy for a kids clothing line)

Kanye West & Kim Kardashian's daughter North West (someone's really bad with directions, other option a "K" name making them the "KKK-Krew", just bad, really bad)

What's next? Ipod, Flower, Pumpkin? Who knows what goes through these celebrity's minds? Good Lawd!

Thank you mom for not choosing Belinda or Melinda, just plain ol' Linda & no traditional Italian names like Antoinetta or Carmella

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