I'm not sure who's the bigger dummy here... the barber, the dude getting the haircut, or the numb nuts who doesn't know how to hold his iPhone sideways when recording a video.

The video starts with dude hyping up the fade shop.  He pays a number of compliments to the shop - the smell, the talented employees, the cleanliness etc.  I doubt he would've said such nice things if he knew his taper would end up lookin' like LeBron James's hairline.

That's what ya get for getting an edge-up done by a dude who looks like he plays lead guitar for Slipknot.

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