Saratoga Springs – horses, history and tits. I’m not talking about a bachelorette party at 3am on Caroline Street, it was a typo printed in the local Saratogian newspaper on Monday, June 18th.

The article was intended to promote a local hat business. Ever been to the track in the summer? Rich people love their track hats. They even do a yearly hat contest at the track. I’ve been to a few and have seen many unique styles of hats.

Believe it or not, I HAVE seen a “tits hat” before but, it wasn’t at the track. It was in one of the many awful Adam Sandler movies, “Little Nicky”.