It was a scrappy first half in the Team USA/Argentina Men’s Basketball game yesterday. Argentina must have fallen asleep at half time as the game finished 126-97 with Lebron James and company coming out on top. The big story, however, was Carmelo Anthony being on the business end of a junk punch.

It seems American guard, Chris Paul, had delivered a blow (not seen by officials) to Argentina guard, Facundo Campazzo (“FAC” YOU, BRO!). That’s when the feisty South American decided to take his frustration out on Carmelo Anthony’s nuts.

Dude… You don’t punch guys in the family jewels. It’s a man-rule. When asked why he didn’t apologize after the game, Campazzo simply responded “Chris Paul didn’t apologize to me”. How old are you, 12?