Man has sex with a Dolphin and then makes a movie about it. I know this sounds crazy but this really happening on this planet right now as you read.

In a documentary movie that premiered at Utah’s Slamdance Film Festival last week, a man details his year-long affair with a dolphin. No word yet on when “Dolphin Lover” will be coming to a theater — or aquarium — near you.

Malcolm Brenner was a former worker at Floridaland where he claims the dolphin seduced him into sex.

“At first I discouraged her, I wasn’t interested,” Brenner says in the movie. “After some time I thought, ‘If this was a woman would I come up with these rationalizations and excuses?’ ”

After several advances from the Doplin Brenner finally had to give in ……
yea right

“At first I discouraged her, I wasn’t interested,” Brenner says in the movie. “After some time I thought, ‘If this was a woman would I come up with these rationalizations and excuses?’ ”

This man has mental problems. He has really rationalized that this is something this Dolphin wanted. He has rationalized this crazy behavior so much he is in a movie talking about it. It confuses me how he had sex with a animal that lives in the water without drowning.