Heres a look at today's #BLANKSTARENEWS: A 47-year-old man is sentenced to five years in jail for faking seizures to get free food.

The dine-and-dash criminal reportedly would order fancy meals ranging from $80-$100 and when the bill came he would fall to the ground and have a “seizure." His act was so notorious in Baltimore that many bars and restaurants had his face posted in the bar for waiters to beware of his little shenanigans. Now the only bars he will see are jail bars.

We all like the finer things in life, but faking a seizure is not the way to go about getting these finer things. He needs to get a job and work hard to afford these fancy meals and enough to leave a nice tip. This bum is in jail where he belongs.