Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
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Nicki Minaj Suffers Yet Another Nip Slip on Live Television
Nicki Minaj is really putting Janet Jackson to shame with all of these accidental nip slips, isn't she?
Nicki Minaj Wins Favorite Rap/Hip-Hop Artist at the 2012 American Music Awards
What a match up bringing 50 Cent and 'Nashville' star Hayden Panettiere together to announce Nicki Minaj as the winner of the Favorite Rap/Hip Hop Artist category at the 2012 American Music Awards.
Jay-Z + Beyonce Lose ‘Blue Ivy’ Trademark Battle
Uh oh, it looks like Jay-Z and Beyonce, basically America's answer to royalty, can't always get what they want!
After the birth of their daughter Blue Ivy way back in January -- my how time flies -- the new parents immediately decided to try and trademark their newborn's name, most likely to prevent businesses from using the retail friendly moniker.
‘American Idol’ Tries to Make Us Believe the Minaj-Carey War Isn’t For Ratings
Nigel Lythgoe, producer of 'American Idol' (and just about every other FOX reality show), insists that smackdown between Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj was very real and wasn't conjured up by the publicity-hungry suits at the network.
Not because they'd never do such a thing, but because the timing is way off.
Kanye West Snaps After Paparazzo Asks About Reggie Bush [PHOTOS]
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian -- dressed in something demure, as usual -- were out and about in Miami on Sunday night when they had a near run-in with her ex, football player Reggie Bush, and his newly-pregnant girlfriend.
And because the paparazzi recognize an explosive (read: lucrative) situation when they see it, they poked a few sticks in the cage. You know, just for fun.
‘Fresh Prince of Bel Air’ Star Alfonso Ribeiro Ties the Knot
Sorry, ladies, everyone's favorite preppy cousin is off the market. We're just hoping Alfonso Ribeiro did his famous "Carlton dance" down the aisle.
Rihanna Tweets Topless Cover Art + Name of New Album
Calling all Rihanna fans! You might want to check this out -- the singer used Twitter, everyone's favorite social media device to announce to share the album art for her newest album 'UNAPOLOGETIC.'
3-Year-Old Boy Cries Over Nicki Minaj
Who knew Nicki Minaj could have such an effect over a boy so young?
Kanye West Has a Sex Tape With a Kim Kardashian Look-Alike!
It was only a matter of time before it was announced that Kanye West has a sex tape. He is dating Kim Kardashian, after all. It's like they can smell it on each other. Ew.
Rihanna Lets Loose at a Shooting Range
It looks like Rihanna had a little time on her hands recently, because the girl headed on over to a shooting range to practice her shot -- and uh, we'd never wanna cross her when she's mad.
Kanye West to Spend $1 Million on Kim Kardashian’s Birthday Party
We are still shakin' our heads over Kanye West and Kim Kardashian as a couple. Then again, considering both of their egos are the size of the Milky Way (the galaxy, not the candy bar) it makes sense that they're together. But for Kanye to spend $1 million on Kim's 32nd birthday party -- hello, it's not even a milestone! -- is a little ludicrous.
Will.i.am to Launch Talent Show for ‘Wizards’
Will.i.am is straying from the typical reality show formula that we've come to know, love, and eventually tire of. Instead of using his talents to create a singing or music-based competition show, he's planning to develop a technology-based competition show where geniuses will come to compete! Don't let the 'wizards' part fool you. Harry Potter wannabes need not apply.
Are ‘American Idol’ Judges Nicki Minaj + Mariah Carey Already Feuding?
Now that it has been officially announced that Nicki Minaj will be joining 'American Idol' as its newest judge, we thought talk about the singing reality show would die down a bit. But boy, were we so wrong.