Although temperatures could get as high as 90 today, it was a brisk 52 when I sat on my porch with a cup of coffee at 6:00am this morning. It was a rude reminder that summer is on its way out and fall is moving in. Yes, it’s not summer, but there are very few things that suck about fall. Ya can’t beat jeans and hoody weather, football season, apple cider donuts and, of course, FALL TV!

Have a little talk with your couch. Prepare it for the impending ass print that you’ll make on your favorite spot as we inch towards winter. The new fall television season includes returns of some of your favorite shows and debuts of some of your future favorite shows (several of which will probably get cancelled after a week or two – I’m lookin’ at you, Michael J. Fox!).

Premiere dates:

September 3rd

Tosh.0 (Comedy Central)

 

September 4th

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia (FXX)

The Ultimate Fighter (Fox Sports 1)

Inside The NFL (Showtime)

The League (FXX)

 

September 8th

Boardwalk Empire (HBO)

Oprah’s Life Class (OWN)

 

September 10th

Sons Of Anarchy (FX)

 

September 11th

The X Factor (FOX)

 

September 16th

Dancing with the Stars (ABC)

Bones (FOX)

Sleepy Hallow (FOX)

 

September 17th

Dads (FOX)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine (FOX)

I Dream of NeNe (Bravo)

New Girl (FOX)

The Mindy Project (FOX)

The New Atlanta (Bravo)

 

September 18th

Survivor (CBS)

Tyler Perry’s For Better Or Worse (OWN)

Key and Peele (Comedy Central)

 

September 20th

Last Man Standing (ABC)

The Neighbors (ABC)

Shark Tank (ABC)

 

September 23rd

How I Met Your Mother (CBS)

The Voice (NBC)

2 Broke Girls (CBS)

Mom (CBS)

The Blacklist (NBC)

Castle (ABC)

Hostages (CBS)

 

September 24th

Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD (ABC)

NCIS (CBS)

The Goldbergs (ABC)

NCIS Los Angeles (CBS)

Trophy Wife (ABC)

Chicago Fire (NBC)

Lucky 7 (ABC)

Person of Interest (CBS)

 

September 25th

The Middle (ABC)

Revolution (NBC)

Back In The Game (ABC)

Criminal Minds (CBS)

Law & Order SVU (NBC)

Modern Family (ABC)

CSI (CBS)

Nashville (ABC)

South Park (Comedy Central)

 

September 26th

Big Bang Theory (CBS)

Parks and Recreation (NBC)

The Crazy Ones (CBS)

Glee (Fox)

Grey’s Anatomy (ABC)

The Michael J. Fox Show (NBC)

Two and a Half Men (CBS)

Elementary (CBS)

Parenthood (NBC)

 

September 27th

Junior MasterChef (Fox)

Undercover Boss (CBS)

Dateline (NBC)

Hawaii Five-O (CBS)

Blue Bloods (CBS)

 

September 28th

SNL (NBC)

 

September 29th

Amazing Race (CBS)

Once Upon A Time (ABC)

The Simpsons (Fox)

Bob’s Burgers (Fox)

Family Guy (Fox)

The Good Wife (CBS)

Homeland (Showtime)

Revenge (ABC)

American Dad (Fox)

Betrayal (ABC)

Eastbound & Down (HBO)

The Mentalist (CBS)